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​“One Battle After Another”

• Coyote Hills may seem short with just 4426 yards from the green tees and 5141 yards from the white tees, but don't let that fool you. The course presented a true challenge with its elevation changes, ravines, and tight fairways.  Missing fairways proved punishing and the sloped terrain led to many lost balls and out-of-bounds shots. ​​

• Let’s just say… a few colorful words were expressed by many. Apparently, we were all “Sinners” on this fine day. 

•                                                        Thankfully, pace of play was helped by the use of the local rule which saved time .           

•                   Appreciate the several players that picked up and X'd out, once they reached their maximum strokes on a hole which also sped up play and saved them some frustration after losing multiple balls in to the ravine or trees.

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🎭 The Real Villain: "On The Green"

• "F 1 " speed,  firm and "WICKED". And yes… more “Sinners” were created after missing putts.  Plenty of body English was on display as Donna tried to steer her putts in to the hole.  Then, there's "The Boomerang Effect".... that putt up the tier that almost makes it… then slowly… cruelly… rolls all the way back to your feet.    We felt Kent's pain as he walked off with an 8 on a par three, 7 of those strokes being putts.  

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📊 By the Numbers (Viewer Discretion Advised)

• 26 golfers came out to play

• Birdie shots were enjoyed in celebration of 14 birdies.  

• Kirk takes the win for low putts, with 30, proving his new LAB putter deserves top billing! 

• Most putts: 45 (we don’t talk about it)

• 102 three-putts (yes, really)

• 11 four-putts (also yes, really)

• 20 three-putt bogeys:  "On the green in regulation” is so over-rated!

 

🍱 Bright Spots (Yes, There Were Some)

• Spam musubi: delicious… but sold out way too fast

• Weather: perfect

• Camaraderie: strong

• 19th hole: necessary

•  Personal highlight: recruiting three new musubi makers—arguably the biggest win of the day for Donna!

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🎬 Final Thoughts

• It truly was “One Battle After Another”… but that’s golf for many of us.

• A few players sported their "Marty Supreme" hats, striving for greatness—though thankfully, no one has quit golf for ping pong just yet.

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📅 Opening soon...Our next Golf Premiere

• Join us for our next feature presentation at Goose Creek on April 19th

• Don't miss your chance to be part of the cast.  Secure your spot: Registration March 27 – April 10

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